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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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lydiallama:

remember when teen titans had that really powerful arc about rejecting abusive family and that surrounding yourself with good people who make you happy is the most important thing and no one should force you to do anything you don’t want to do and sometimes friends are better family than the people who you’re actually related to

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remember that

remember 

gutcolour:

there’s no such thing as being fake queer or fake trans because these things are defined wholly by self-identification and behavior. if you want to be queer or trans but aren’t sure if you’re real enough, congratulations, you’re already there. the big secret is that almost everyone is afraid of being fake. this is because there is a very powerful impetus from the rest of the world that wants you to believe that you are not fundamentally queer/trans and that therefore you should forego these things and just be “normal”. this is of course a miserable way to exist and embracing agency in being queer or trans is one of the most fulfilling things you can do

kumaton:

politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

I want to be friends with her!

solarselection:

solarselection:

They about to turn into that fat motherfucker because their timing messed up

 

solarselection:

solarselection:

They about to turn into that fat motherfucker because their timing messed up

 

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

chrysart:

This picture will forever be without shading because I merged all the layers and saved. /cries
Got some color on these dorks. I’m done, okay, good night. This will be my last art posting for a while and I am sorry.

Aaaand here are the flats. I might try and do some shading later. Like, waaaay later. Last manual post for a while. My queue should run out today.

chrysart:

This picture will forever be without shading because I merged all the layers and saved. /cries

Got some color on these dorks. I’m done, okay, good night. This will be my last art posting for a while and I am sorry.

Aaaand here are the flats. I might try and do some shading later. Like, waaaay later. Last manual post for a while. My queue should run out today.

Okay, so there’s going to be a few more posts by me tomorrow, but they’re queue posts. After that, my tumblr might become inactive for a week or so because Theo has to take my computer apart and ship my harddrives to Seattle. Unfortunately, it’s never going to be put back together again so I’ll be sharing his laptop. That means I won’t be very active and I’m sorry. You guys are really rad and I’ll still talk to some of you on Theo’s computer from time to time. Thank you for being so cool!!

chrysart:

Uuuuugh. Trying to get art done before I have to take my computer apart tomorrow. W.I.P. of something I’ve been working on since yesterday. Older Teagan and Elise. Like… late twenties or something.

Literally gonna stay up all night to finish this because I don’t know how long it’ll be until I’d be able to once we get to Seattle. /forever crying

chrysart:

Uuuuugh. Trying to get art done before I have to take my computer apart tomorrow. W.I.P. of something I’ve been working on since yesterday. Older Teagan and Elise. Like… late twenties or something.

Literally gonna stay up all night to finish this because I don’t know how long it’ll be until I’d be able to once we get to Seattle. /forever crying

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

"Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved." - Stardust (2007)
requested by ewtauriels

cryptidsandoddities:

Clouds are weird yo.